Car Accident: Scion Ownage
The other night some son of a bitch hit my bro's Charger. We were at an intersection waiting for the green light. On the cross street to our left was a Scion waiting to turn left in the direction we were going. Our light turned green, so my bro started to make his way across the intersection when I see the piece of shit Scion minivan coming at us. Did this fucker run the red light? He fucking did, and the guy stepped on it trying to get in front of our car before we made it to the other side. His shit wasn't fast enough, so he ended up hitting the Charger at an angle, right by the front left wheel. So what happens when a Scion Minivan hits a Charger SRT8 when both cars are going about 35mph?
You'll be surprised. All we felt was a slight bump, the type you feel when you go over a speed bump faster than you should. My brother pulled over, wondering how fucked up his car was. There was a big ass dent over the front left wheel, but surprisingly that was it. The rims were scratched a little, and there were minor scratches on the side of the car.
We looked back and the Scion was on the side of the road. I thought the motherfucker would take off, so we started making our way towards his van. The guy started coming towards us, and I was ready to level the motherfucker for being so fucking stupid. We ended up not doing so because the guy turned out to be a short, fat pussy with homosexual tendencies. Can't help but feel like a bully beating up on someone that pathetic. Seriously, look at this fag. He looks like a fucking overgrown Troll. And his face, he has a look that can best be described as taking a dick up your ass while trying to keep a straight face.
Here's a look at what happened to his shit. Somehow the Scion did a 180, went over the divider and flattened the 'merge' sign (how ironic), made it all the way across the other lanes until it came to a stop humping the curb:
His fucking airbags deployed. We were there for a while, talking to the cops taking care of the report. We couldn't help but laugh at the dramatic differences in damage. The charger one big dent, while his shit got totalled. What a piece of shit car, it just bounced off on impact and proceded to disintegrate as it made it to the other side of the street, blowing it's tires in the process. There was hella shit on the ground, the bumper, side mirror, air filter, the muffler.... hahaha.
Probably the most priceless moment was when the homo decided to take a look at the Charger to check out the damage. He couldn't fucking believe it, he wanted to cry. He was in denial so he went to try and start his car, cuz the cops said it would get towed if he didn't move it out of the way. We didn't help him, and he kept his distance because my cousin Los knows him and made it obvious he always hated the guy. When he tried turning his shit on, Los said "Hope that shit goes up in FLAMES". Long story short, his ride didn't start, so he started crying because no one would come pick him up.
To wrap up the night, we decided to take a pick with the Charger in honor of a well built American car:
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