Apodos
Apodos are essential for shit talking. It's a Mexican thing to immediately give someone you don't like a fucked up ass nickname. That way when you refer to them you don't have to use their name, and you can even talk shit about them in front of anybody and they won't know who you're talking about.
It can't be a simple name either. Stuff like 'el gordo' or 'el baboso' is for people you feel indifferent towards. You gotta go hardcore with someone you don't like/hate. It's gotta be some real fucked up clever shit, like:
- El Mesclado - bi-racial
- Revolcado- multi-racial
- Barbas de Indio
- Barbas de puerco
- El Hambreado - fat fucker (yeah, the irony)
- El Bodoque
- Hechado a Perder
- Bodega de Mierda
- La Bestia - Nasty ass bitch
- Tia Rosa - tortilla faced bitch
- Monta Bestia - fool that fucks fat bitches
- La Campamocha - fool with crippled hands
- El Carotas
- Mango Chupado
- Cara de Feto
- Cacarizo
- Chango Rasurado
Or you can go with the tried and true classics like puñalón. Hook me up with names that I can add to the list. If you can't think of any, chances are there's some tight ass apodos your parents use on a daily basis. | Post a comment